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When Chuck Norris has to lay low from the cops, his alias is Not Chuck Norris. He has photo ID and everything.

One day a man waves to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris got mad and roundhouse kicked him in the face today we know him know as the elephant man.

Chuck Norris was the first avenger.

Chuck Norris is all five Beatles.

Who let Chuck Norris out?Who,who,who?...ofcourse Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris is a 75 year old red neck ginger who only did B-rated movies and has been memed dry already. The only real fact about him on here....

Someone once asked Chuck Norris "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" He answered the question by punching himself in the face

Chuck Norris DOES have an iron heart!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

Chuck Norris once defeated the Statue of Liberty in a Stop Dance Contest.... at kindergarten!

Chuck e cheese was actually gonna be called: Chuck Norris cheese. it was then changed for being too violent. Every animatronic for Chuck Norris cheese was violent because they do roundhouse kicks.

Chuck Norris once punched a man so hard in his mouth that the only thing that came out of the man's penis for 3 weeks was teeth

LIKE this and Chuck Norris won't roundhouse kick you

When face to face with Chuck Norris, the honey badger DOES give a shit.

Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out...and leave.

Chuck Norris' tongue is actually a proboscis.

Chuck Norris will not be in The Expendables 3 simply because Stallone never wants to feel that terrified again.

It's not easy being green. It is, however, very easy to be violently murdered by Chuck Norris.

911 happened when Chuck Norris threw a paper airplane

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