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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-08-05

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#1joke

The only reason Texas Rangers carry a loaded Colt 45 on their hip is because Chuck Norris weighs too much.

#2joke

Chuck Norris made helen kellers favorite color

#3joke

Chuck Norris uses crab legs for toilet paper.

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