You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make him eat Tequila jello shots.
Chuck Norris likes to keep his lawn growing tall and thick so that whenever he has unwanted visitors, he can slip out of his house unnoticed and stalk them like prey. He then jumps toward them like a magnificent lion of the African plains and delivers a fatal roundhouse kick to their face.
Chuck Norris has a mahogany fireplace in his shower