Chuck Norris broke the speed of sound. With his elbow.
Superman's cape is made from Chuck Norris' chest hair.
Chuck Norris has no piercings, but he can pierce 1000 girls' ears with his nipples before he has to sharpen them.
Chuck Norris broke the speed of sound. With his elbow.
Superman's cape is made from Chuck Norris' chest hair.
Chuck Norris has no piercings, but he can pierce 1000 girls' ears with his nipples before he has to sharpen them.