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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-07-28

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#1joke

Death once visited Chuck Norris,CHuck Norris said"DON'T EVER TELL CHUCK NORRIS WHEN HE DIES,I TELL YOU WHEN YOU DIE."Then Chuck delievered the most powerful roundhouse kick ever and even Death knew he did something wrong as he declined into hell.

#2joke

Chuck Norris dosen't obey WeeGee.WeeGee obeys Chuck Norris

#3joke

Alls well that ends well. But if your life ends with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, all is not well.

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