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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-08-11

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#1joke

When Chuck Norris was 8 years old, he raped a pedophile

#2joke

As the old saying goes, You can't make an omelette without Chuck Norris cracking a few human skulls. Because basically he does that all the time.

#3joke

Donkey Kong is Chuck Norris' dog.

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