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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-09-02

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#1joke

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

#2joke

The Iraq war is over because the US sent Chuck Norris to Iraq

#3joke

Chuck Norris is a very generous man -- every day, he allows billions of people to continue to live.

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