Chuck Norris never flushes. When he sits, the toilet gulps in fear.
Chuck Norris invented the word "kill" as well as other words like "die", "beer" and "cunnilingus".
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Chuck Norris never flushes. When he sits, the toilet gulps in fear.
Chuck Norris invented the word "kill" as well as other words like "die", "beer" and "cunnilingus".
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.