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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-08-26

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#1joke

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#2joke

If Chuck Norris dies, he doesn't randomly go to heaven or hell. He decides if to go to heaven or hell.

#3joke

Chuck Norris can cut down an Oak tree with a steak knife.

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