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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-08-21

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#1joke

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#2joke

Chuck Norris can think Amy Schumer isn't funny without being labelled a woman-hater.

#3joke

Chuck Norris can make you hang onto his every word, even the prepositions.

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