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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-08-18

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#1joke

Chuck Norris' dogs pick up their own shit.

#2joke

Chuck Norris owns the Rights to eating ninjas for breakfast. That's why there is no Ninja Turtle cereal.

#3joke

Even at 70, Chuck Norris still ain't too old for this shit.

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