Chuck Norris obtained his rugged good looks and martial art skills when he made a deal with the devil. once he received both gifts from satan Chuck Norris delivered a roundhouse kick to the devils skull and took his soul back. the devil who appreciated irony laughed at the attack. they now play golf every third tuesday of the month.
Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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