Chuck Norris rode his sway-backed mule named Thudly to the 2014 Kentucky Derby winners circle.
The only reason why the terrorist bombed the twin towers and the pentagon was because they thought Chuck Norris was in one of them. Now we got some of their countries because he roundhouse kicked most of them.
Chuck Norris dosn't talk to people, he KILLS them Chuck Norris dosn't neet a friend to have fun.