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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-07-11

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#1joke

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, killed Kenny, and killed Mr. Boddy in the hall with a roundhouse kick.

#2joke

Florida was only made a state, because Chuck Norris wanted some orange juice.

#3joke

CHUCK NORRIS SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS!

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