In the movie Alien 5 the Asswhoopin', movie goers were astonished to see a small Chuck Norris burst out of an alien and proceed to kick the crap out of him.
Chuck Norris' idea of being Bi-Polar is hitting someone twice with a wooden pole.
Chuck Norris abducted Liam Neesons' daughter and had his way with her for six months. Liam didn't do shit. So Chuck beat the shit out of him.