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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-06-22

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#1joke

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#2joke

Chuck Norris fired Donald Trump...with a flamethrower.

#3joke

Chuck Norris is considered to be high-class Norristocrat.

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