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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-06-21

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#1joke

Chuck Norris once defeated the Statue of Liberty in a Stop Dance Contest.... at kindergarten!

#2joke

The snooze button on Chuck Norris' alarm sets back time two hours

#3joke

Chuck Norris did not learn French. He invented French.

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