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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-06-20

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#1joke

Chuck e cheese was actually gonna be called: Chuck Norris cheese. it was then changed for being too violent. Every animatronic for Chuck Norris cheese was violent because they do roundhouse kicks.

#2joke

Chuck Norris can make a happy meal cry

#3joke

Did you know that Chuck Norris is not held on Earth by Gravity? He simply clings on the surface using his toes.

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