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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-06-16

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#1joke

Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out...and leave.

#2joke

Chuck Norris can curdle water just by looking at it.

#3joke

Celebrities die in threes because for Chuck Norris, killing one celebrity is never enough.

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