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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-06-14

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#1joke

Chuck Norris will not be in The Expendables 3 simply because Stallone never wants to feel that terrified again.

#2joke

You don't just see Chuck Norris facts, you experience them and merely accept truth for what it is.

#3joke

Chuck Norris has the eyes of an angel and the soul of a saint. He keeps them in a footlocker under his bed. "

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