I assure you, the great day of the kicking will occur. By this I mean that actor Chuck Norris will literally pull up in your yard in his Hummer, walk to your front door, wait for you to open it, then kick you in the face before straightening his jacket and calmly driving away. The day is coming.
When Chuck Norris was a bartender he invented a drink called the "Colon Slammer". It was made with Vodka and Prune juice.
Chuck Norris doesn't cut the grass, he dares it to grow