The Christmas Tree of Chuck Norris is/has/was: 100 meters tall. 103856 ornaments. 262 stars. 2847687949295 lights. too many presents under it to count. painted with 38583 colors, 683 being shades of green.
If Chuck Norris ever created a video game, it would play you.
Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the letter 'r' out of Jonathon Woss.