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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-06-05

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#1joke

A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick delivered with precision accuracy to the base of your skull will cause your face to blister, putrify and later slide off the front of your head.

#2joke

Chuck Norris is three times deadlier asleep than anyone else is when they are awake.

#3joke

Chuck Norris' personal Total Gym can transform into a helicopter.

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