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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-05-29

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#1joke

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

#2joke

Chuck Norris is allowed to say "ni" to The Knights Who Say Ni.

#3joke

The term "Everything is bigger in Texas" came from Chuck Norris dropping his pants in front of 7,000 out-of-state tourists.

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