old spice was about to come out with a new Chuck Norris scent collection and there slogan for it would have been "old spice,smell like THE MAN!" but it never made it to stores, cause no one man is man enough to bare the same scent as Chuck Norris.
Some kid:CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS!!! *Knock Knock* kids dad: Hang on someones at the door *opens door* Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can disassemble an Army tank with a spork.