Chuck Norris can make the Goodyear blimp do a barrel-roll.
Who are the gay dudes talking shit about Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris recently wrote a 2000-page compendium about how to properly clean your belly-button lint. The book won every literary prize around the world in both fiction and non-fiction categories. Even the Kindle Edition of the book has recently surpassed the Bible as the most read book ever.