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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-05-17

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#1joke

In thinking of famous celebrities, Chuck Norris & Dolly Parton come to mind. Now that's a couple of big ones for ya!

#2joke

Chuck Norris invented facial piercings back in the 60's when he rammed a hippie head first into a fisherman's tackle box.

#3joke

Miley Cyrus was inspired to do Wrecking Ball after actually swinging on one of Chuck Norris's balls.

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