When Chuck Norris eats brussel sprouts, his farts smell like cotton candy.
There was once a 51st state, known as New Idaho. It has not been heard of since it snubbed Chuck Norris as governor and was roundhouse kicked into a parallel dimension, along with Chuck's virginity and the last sonofabitch that overcooked his panda bear steaks. Chuck Norris eats his panda raw
A kid once had test. Not knowing what to do, the kid wrote "Chuck Norris" for every answer. He got a perfect score, but Chuck Norris came and roundhouse kicked him for using his name in vain.