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Chuck Norris A Day

One Chuck Norris fact a day keeps mediocrity away.

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#1 — joke

CHUCK NORRIS COULD BEAT UP WILL MCCULLOUGH WITH IIF HE WAS HELLEN KELLER.

#2 — joke

Chuck Norris will dissolve your face with an acidic fart if he considers your blowjob to be sub-par.

#3 — joke

A Chuck Norris rape only lasts for 0.4 of a second. The next six hours are demanded.

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